ZOOMTARD

WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

EYE CANDY

BACON

LINKS LINKS LINKS

HARD BOILED

PS I LOVE YOU

WHY CLINT MOFFATT LOVES ME NOT YOU

THE ORIGINAL RETARD ... I mean zoomtard

EYLEEN'S GODS AND GODESSES

GARY'S GODS AND GODESSES

FUN WITH WILBUR AND JUDY

...MORE FUN WITH WILBUR AND JUDY

ZOOMTARD

 

... he's gay, can ya tell???
Here's two boys who firmly believe that they are going to take a shower they should do it together...we are also firm believers in that theory.

UPDATES!!!!
July 24, 2001 HOO-RAH!!! HARD BOILED IS COMPLETED AND UPDATED!!! Please, please, please go read it. Thats all that we've done...we're gonna add more stuff this week prolly...som wide mouth mason stuff perhaps....because they make us hot, k? bye.
Sincerely,
Gary Matlock
PS SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!
July 1, 2001
Go check out our Zoomtard page...we added our comments beside his pic...they are great!!
We have also finished HARD BOILED now it's just a matter of putting up...do not fret, it will be up soon. We are sure you will enjoy the twist ending. It should be up in a couple of days.


*~eyleen*~ & gary
April 11, 2001

I finally changed that friggen picture ... REJOICE!

MARCH 22, 2001
I put up a new page ... Dedicated to my hero
DWIGGY BUSHCOMB ... you have to check out his hot
ass and his sexy "s" shaped body ... HOT I TELL YOU!

*~eyleen~*

MARCH 21, 2001
Okay, gary put up her 27 reasons why "Clint Moffatt
love ME .. not YOu!" ... so all you people who
thinks he loves you ... YOU'RE WRONG ... okay, so
get over it ...


As for me ... I haven't done shit ... no surprise
there ... BUT I WILL ... I'm working on it ...

*~eyleen~*

ijustfarted@themoffatts.com


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